Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes. But Only one piggy by the hairs of his chinny chin chin was able to huff, puff, and blew smoke up the chimney and not let the big bad wolf in because this flying pig built his house with bricks, not straws or sticks.
Life is beautiful when you can smoke "Flying pig tails by Liga Privada cigar line" in the morning...one in the afternoon...and one in the evening!